Your options for a scintillating read today:
1). Pumped about my new dang-girl-you-got-some-janky-feet-pedicure tool
2). I'm happy about this bowl of Froot Loops.
Obviously, I didn't want to gross you out so I went with the latter.
Crazy thing about this photo - why are only the Froot Loops lit up?
It's probably because they are magical. Kellogg did not pay me to say that.