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Twitter Findings

Sometimes a little late-night Twitter browsing is required. And occasionally I must read comments about the trending topics aloud to my roommate. It is mediocre entertainment until AHA! We strike gold. Here are my recent findings [unedited]:

-just casual bumping of nasties
-yo breath smell like hotdogwater
-I don't have a girlfriend she jus be stalkn me

Those fell under the #whatwereyouthinking and #whatlies topics. Do i have hotdogwater breath? Apparently it's a possibility. Oh, and there was one more about your feet in some boots in the winter smelling like popcorn. Idk, guys, idk.


Shrimp Salad Circus January 7, 2010 at 3:27 PM  

hahahaha LOVE. IT!!!

It reminds me of Texts from Last Night. My favorite one of those EVER was
"I am waaay too drunk to be making a tuna melt. There's so much blood."

Lemon Jitters January 7, 2010 at 4:30 PM  

hahaha! i love that there are so many ways to waste time on the internet.

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